What To Watch On TV: Wednesday Edition

America's Next Top Model @ 8pm
Last week was a controversial episode when the model eliminated was chosen only because she lost weight and was no longer a plus sixe model- but still too big to compete with the skinny sz 0 gals. I thought Tyra dropped the ball on this one, she's expected to think "outside the box" and has yet to choose a plus size as ANTM winner. They always find SOME reason to eliminate the "bigger" gals season after season. It's better not to even let them compete, if we both know they have no chance of winning. Tonight's episode is called "The Girl Who Starts to Lose Her Cool," and that would be Heather. The awkward beauty reaches her breaking point over continued criticism from some housemates. Get your creative fashion fix with Project Runway (new season!) and ANTM together, each model designs her own dress with assistance from student designers. The gals then wear their creations on the runway in a fashion show. Later, they participate in a desert photo shoot with a burning car.

Gossip Girl @ 9pm
Last week's episode was absolutely stripperlicious, as Blair did had an impromptu mini- strip at the new club Chuck invested in. Tonight Happy Birthday to Blair! (Seconds anyone on a junp out of cake Bday dance?) Though it's debatable exactly how happy this celebration will be, considering the on-again, off-again status of her relationship with Nate and the guilt she feels from her steamy limo ride with Chuck. And I mean STEAMY- by far the best episode this season! But it's not just the guest of honor for whom this party proves awkward, as Dan gets the brilliant idea to take both Serena and Vanessa to the party so the girls can bond. If only it were that easy, Dan. Meanwhile, Dan's sister Jenny is under the mistaken impression that bringing her estranged mom home will solve her parents' problems. Ah geez! Drama never stops!

Dirty Sexy Money @ 10pm
After Gossip Girl, stay tuned for it's sister DSM. From Day 1 it was fairly obvious that Karen's feelings for Nick would conflict with her plans to marry Freddy. Not surprisingly, Nick's wife, Lisa, considers his dealings with Karen to be one of the more annoying aspects of her husband's job. In tonight's episode the drama comes to a head when Karen gets cold feet days before her wedding. Meanwhile, there's more domestic distress in the Darling clan after Patrick's wife learns of his transsexual mistress. With the senatorial campaign in full swing, Nick will be working overtime to keep Patrick's little secret under wraps.

Project Runway @ 10pm
There's no business like sew business: It's pins-and-needles time as the runaway runway hit opens its fourth season tonight. Here, 15 new fashion designers blitz into New York City, where they frantically forage for fabric, then scurry into the workroom to design whatever they want — with no parameters whatsoever. At the judges' table: host Heidi Klum, judges Michael Kors and Nina Garcia, and designer-guest arbiter Monique Lhuillier. This season has veteran designers competing, one of who already has his own line and has designed dresses for Jessica Alba! There should be lots of talent for this Emmy nominated show this season. Hopefully we'll see a guest appearance of Seal, Heidi's hubby, this season who gave me new hope on the ideal of marriage. Anyone see the Oprah interview they did together? He's a great catch and has a heart of gold!